So, wait...I don't have to wash my hair? Psssssst (yes, there are 6 s's) is a product you buy. Have you heard of this stuff? It’s sort of a dry shampoo. You spray this powder in your hair to get rid of the oily feeling AND (according to some users) add volume.
Is this just in case you don't feel like showering? The "product description" does say that you can use it "on camping trips - after sports - when ill."
When ill?! Why would I want more volume when I'm ill! So I can look pretty while I'm dazed out on Nyquil?! ( I do like looking pretty, though. So I guess I wouldn't mind that.)
Doctor: "So how are you feeling?"
Me: "Murble crzlbip schlup..."
Doctor: "Sounds like you have a case of Penguin Fluitis."
Me: "Scuftleschple."
Doctor: "You just need to relax for a few days. But don't worry. You're hair looks great!"
Me: "Wow! I feel better already! Thanks doc!"
And then we dance an Irish Jig. Because that's what doctors love to do after they heal you.
Maybe not my doctor, but your doctor does.
I'm off to powder my hair.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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