So, wait...I don't have to wash my hair? Psssssst (yes, there are 6 s's) is a product you buy. Have you heard of this stuff? It’s sort of a dry shampoo. You spray this powder in your hair to get rid of the oily feeling AND (according to some users) add volume.
Is this just in case you don't feel like showering? The "product description" does say that you can use it "on camping trips - after sports - when ill."
When ill?! Why would I want more volume when I'm ill! So I can look pretty while I'm dazed out on Nyquil?! ( I do like looking pretty, though. So I guess I wouldn't mind that.)
Doctor: "So how are you feeling?"
Me: "Murble crzlbip schlup..."
Doctor: "Sounds like you have a case of Penguin Fluitis."
Me: "Scuftleschple."
Doctor: "You just need to relax for a few days. But don't worry. You're hair looks great!"
Me: "Wow! I feel better already! Thanks doc!"
And then we dance an Irish Jig. Because that's what doctors love to do after they heal you.
Maybe not my doctor, but your doctor does.
I'm off to powder my hair.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Friday, June 19, 2009
vacation 2009 part 5: that beautiful hair
In continuation of yesterday's blog with the flight delay, we missed our connecting flight in Charlotte. The airline did give us a voucher to stay at a hotel, which was nice. Unfortunately, they don't give you your luggage back. Luckily I had some clothes in my carry-on. Nothing else, though.
We then had to get a shuttle to the hotel. Now here's a lesson to all you airport shuttle drivers: don't talk about airplane tragedies with your passengers who had a delayed flight from Aruba. Our driver, who was very friendly, asked what happened and we told him about the delay. He then started talking about the French plane that went down. In a very friendly way.
Then he started talking about the plane that landed in the Hudson. In a very friendly way.
Finally, he started talking about Natalie Holloway. Of course, in a very friendly way.
After the horror stories, we got to the hotel and the nice man at the counter gave us tiny toothbrushes and packets of toothpaste so we could brush our teeth. My toothbrush was in my luggage. Which was being held hostage.
The next day, I was on my way home to Boston! Yay! To make the day even better, I saw a man with the most beautiful head of hair. Think "Uncle Jesse" from Full House, except fluffier and blonde. It was glorious. He was a pilot on another plane. I wanted to ask him if I could touch it, but I got scared. Just seeing it was enough, though.
And that is my trip. Beautiful hair and all.
I'm off to fluff my hair.
Enjoy!
-DJ
We then had to get a shuttle to the hotel. Now here's a lesson to all you airport shuttle drivers: don't talk about airplane tragedies with your passengers who had a delayed flight from Aruba. Our driver, who was very friendly, asked what happened and we told him about the delay. He then started talking about the French plane that went down. In a very friendly way.
Then he started talking about the plane that landed in the Hudson. In a very friendly way.
Finally, he started talking about Natalie Holloway. Of course, in a very friendly way.
After the horror stories, we got to the hotel and the nice man at the counter gave us tiny toothbrushes and packets of toothpaste so we could brush our teeth. My toothbrush was in my luggage. Which was being held hostage.
The next day, I was on my way home to Boston! Yay! To make the day even better, I saw a man with the most beautiful head of hair. Think "Uncle Jesse" from Full House, except fluffier and blonde. It was glorious. He was a pilot on another plane. I wanted to ask him if I could touch it, but I got scared. Just seeing it was enough, though.
And that is my trip. Beautiful hair and all.
I'm off to fluff my hair.
Enjoy!
-DJ
Monday, March 2, 2009
hair hat
I read a story that is pretty gross, but I feel compelled to talk about it. A woman in Romania makes clothing out of her hair.
She has made a skirt, a shawl, a handbag, a blouse, a raincoat, a hat and a few other things.
Besides being incredibly gross, I have to wonder about some of them. She could have saved time on the hat and just LEFT THE HAIR ON HER HEAD! Am I the only one that thinks a hair hat is redundant?!
And how can you make a raincoat out of hair? I mean, raincoats have to be plastic or something, right?
I don't even want to think about this anymore, but I feel the need to create one of my imaginary scenarios. Don't worry, I'll keep it short.
"Phew! It's a rainy day here at the bus stop!"
"Yes it is."
"What is that raincoat and hat made out of? It doesn't look familiar."
"My hair."
"..." (The person then runs away hoping that the rain will wash away the thought of a hair hat. The rain does not and our character is haunted for life.)
I don't even want to imagine what it looks like.
I'm off to keep my hair where it is.
Enjoy!
-DJ
She has made a skirt, a shawl, a handbag, a blouse, a raincoat, a hat and a few other things.
Besides being incredibly gross, I have to wonder about some of them. She could have saved time on the hat and just LEFT THE HAIR ON HER HEAD! Am I the only one that thinks a hair hat is redundant?!
And how can you make a raincoat out of hair? I mean, raincoats have to be plastic or something, right?
I don't even want to think about this anymore, but I feel the need to create one of my imaginary scenarios. Don't worry, I'll keep it short.
"Phew! It's a rainy day here at the bus stop!"
"Yes it is."
"What is that raincoat and hat made out of? It doesn't look familiar."
"My hair."
"..." (The person then runs away hoping that the rain will wash away the thought of a hair hat. The rain does not and our character is haunted for life.)
I don't even want to imagine what it looks like.
I'm off to keep my hair where it is.
Enjoy!
-DJ
hair hat
I read a story that is pretty gross, but I feel compelled to talk about it. A woman in Romania makes clothing out of her hair.
She has made a skirt, a shawl, a handbag, a blouse, a raincoat, a hat and a few other things.
Besides being incredibly gross, I have to wonder about some of them. She could have saved time on the hat and just LEFT THE HAIR ON HER HEAD! Am I the only one that thinks a hair hat is redundant?!
And how can you make a raincoat out of hair? I mean, raincoats have to be plastic or something, right?
I don't even want to think about this anymore, but I feel the need to create one of my imaginary scenarios. Don't worry, I'll keep it short.
"Phew! It's a rainy day here at the bus stop!"
"Yes it is."
"What is that raincoat and hat made out of? It doesn't look familiar."
"My hair."
"..." (The person then runs away hoping that the rain will wash away the thought of a hair hat. The rain does not and our character is haunted for life.)
I don't even want to imagine what it looks like.
I'm off to keep my hair where it is.
Enjoy!
-DJ
She has made a skirt, a shawl, a handbag, a blouse, a raincoat, a hat and a few other things.
Besides being incredibly gross, I have to wonder about some of them. She could have saved time on the hat and just LEFT THE HAIR ON HER HEAD! Am I the only one that thinks a hair hat is redundant?!
And how can you make a raincoat out of hair? I mean, raincoats have to be plastic or something, right?
I don't even want to think about this anymore, but I feel the need to create one of my imaginary scenarios. Don't worry, I'll keep it short.
"Phew! It's a rainy day here at the bus stop!"
"Yes it is."
"What is that raincoat and hat made out of? It doesn't look familiar."
"My hair."
"..." (The person then runs away hoping that the rain will wash away the thought of a hair hat. The rain does not and our character is haunted for life.)
I don't even want to imagine what it looks like.
I'm off to keep my hair where it is.
Enjoy!
-DJ
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