Republican candidate Mittens Romney has been going around talking about stuff lately. Sadly, he is not talking about kittens. I truly think that should be his political stance. He should just talk about kittens at every rally!
"Hello, my name is Mittens. I like Kittens. Thank you."
"WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (that's the crowd reaction)
Well! Somebody went one step further to make his campaign even better! GLITTER!
Mittens was glitter bombed! How wonderful is that!
I like it when bombs glitter. Not like those blow uppy ones that hurt. Glitter bombs are much nicer. AND they go great with kittens and Mittens!
I think we could win every war EVER if we just glitter bomb people! Imagine the love!
Other country: "We are going to war you!"
Our country "Ok!"
POOOOOOM! GLITTER BOMB!
Other country: "We love you! And glitter! And kittens!"
Our country: "YAY!"
World problems? Solved.
I'm off to glitter my kitten and glitten my kitter.