Israel has a government that knows how to fight for the people. The people who want to see a movie! And the people who want to enjoy a popcorn with that movie!
A politician named Carmel Shama (which is probably the tastiest name I've ever heard!) wants to make a new law that says movie theaters in Israel cannot charge more than $5 for a large popcorn.
That might sound cheap to us, but Carmel saw what happened in the U.S. and wants to keep popcorn prices under control before things get too crazy.
Carmel's ideas might seem trivial to someone who's more concerned with offshore drilling, but without cheap popcorn, how are we going to see a movie about offshore drilling? We're not.
And without that movie, we'll never know what actually happens to offshore drillers. Or who fell in love over offshore drilling. Or what kind of explosions offshore drilling can create. Or what happens when everybody on an offshore drilling site can disappear and you're the only person left...except for the mysterious drill monster!
Point and match. Carmel just saved your life.
I'm off to butter my popcorn.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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