In China, there is a clinic that will set you on fire to relax you. Well, they will wrap you in oil-soaked blankets and set THEM on fire. Supposedly, it will create "total relaxation."
They also do acupuncture with flaming needles.
Flaming Needles would be a good name for a dragon-owned sewing shop.
Nobody has been burned yet...when they are wrapped in blankets that are set on fire. Set. On. Fire.
I just wanted to make sure you understood what was happening.
I wouldn't suggest getting set on fire. Not fun. I WOULD suggest looking up pictures of kittens with lightsabers. Those are awesome. They do have pictures of other animals with lightsabers, but kittens are probably the coolest. And cutest...yet deadly.
I'm off to-HA! LOOK AT THAT KITTEN WITH A LIGHTSABER!
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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