Monday, January 25, 2010

run faster

Scientists have recently found that humans could possibly run as fast as 40 mph. Much faster than we originally thought. Our muscles can handle the strain up to that point. I guess if we ran faster than that, things would start breaking.

It's a good thing we can reach that speed because, as the study shows, "it's enough to escape a grizzly bear and much quicker than a T. Rex, which may have reached 18 mph during a good jog."

Now you have nothing to worry about! Got a bear after you? RUN! T. Rex shows up on your way to the bus? RUN! You can make it! You are much faster than a T. Rex!

Unless you are in a school zone. Then you might get eaten by the T. Rex. Of course, you have a lot of kids there to distract the T. Rex, so you might get away if you blend in with the crowd.

Yeah, you'll have to learn about Lewis and Clark again, but if you're lucky, you could be there for craft day. Nothing's better than paste and crayons.

I'm off to outrun a T. Rex.

Enjoy Everything.

-DJ

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