Some guy got cake smeared on his car. The police report said that it was “very moist and fresh to the touch.”
It is the fourth time that this car has been attacked by food. The moist and fresh cake, twinkies, again with twinkies, and finally with chinese food. So, the question you gotta ask is, "What did that car ever do to food?"
You see, food doesn't just randomly attack cars. I know it happens all the time in the movies, but in nature, food is docile and only attacks a car when provoked.
Maybe that will teach you a lesson about food safety.
I'm off to eat cake.
Enjoy!
-DJ
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