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The Dieci.  That's Italian for "El Ten." 

What is it, you ask?  It's a brand new coffee/espresso drink in New York.  It's 10 shots of espresso in JUST ONE CUP!  That's right!  It's the best way to start your morning if you have to do A LOT of stuff!  It also saves TONS of time!

For example, if you have a business meeting, chug a Dieci and watch the meeting just fly by!

Employee:"Asyoucanseethechartsareshowingthatwearemakingtonsofmoneybydoingthingsthataretotallymoneymakingsortsofthingsthatwouldrequireustoknockthingsoutoftheparkanddostufflikesynergyandreallyshifttheparadigmintomindshareopportunitiesthatlogisticallyspeakingwillbucketizethebottomlineofthedeliverablesintoagameplanthatherdscatsintoapenofrhinoswholiketoreadbooksbypynchonbecausetheylikehiscrazywritingstylebutmissthefactthatorangescandrivesmallcompactcarswithfabricslikecottonandmalasiawhichisntreallyafabricbutmoreofaplanetlikeneptunewhichlooksreallynicethistimeofyearandifyouhaveayachtthatcantraveltothemoonababycouldgothersoinconclusionthemissionstatementisnotrocketsciencebutmorelikeyachtscienceifyouconsidersailingtootherplanetsandenjoyingtheirlocalcuisinethesedaystobeascienceandotherbuzzwordsthatwillpossiblyshowupatsomepointintime.

Thank you."

And THAT is how you get a meeting done. 

By the way, that employee just got promoted to President.  OF THE WORLD!

That's why you should drink the Dieci.

If anybody actually reads that, you are REALLY dedicated.  And I love you for it.

I'm off to find my espresso.

Enjoy Everything.

-DJ