A Harvard professor has created a new inhaler to help with your chocolate cravings. He has put chocolate-flavored powder in a tube that you can spray into your mouth. Like an inhaler.
This will, supposedly, make you eat less chocolate. You can get raspberry, mint, mango and plain chocolate. Yum!
I guess it's handy in a medical emergency. If you have chocolate-asthma...chocasthma?
Runner 1: Huff...puff...huff...I need my inhaler. My asthma is acting up...huff...
Runner 2: Huff...puff...me too...huff...
Runner 1: Puff...I didn't know you had asthma...
Runner 2: I don't...huff...it's chocolate flavored...
Runner 1: Huff...then why do you need it?
Runner 2: Why do you need yours?
Runner 1: Um...so I don't die?
Runner 2: Same here, my friend, same here... *psshhhhh* (chocolate inhaler action) Yeah...that's the stuff...
Would inhaling chocolate make you feel better after a brisk run? Probably not. Will a king size Hershey bar make you feel better after a brisk run? HECK YEAH! Science has proven it! And by science, I mean that I would totally eat a giant Hershey bar after running and love it!
So, if inhaling chocolate is good enough for you, then the product is out there. I don't really see this as working. If I bought a bag of jelly beans and sniffed it all day long, I would have to eat them all by the end of the day. When I say "have" to eat them, I literally mean that I would HAVE to eat them. It would become a law of nature. Like gravity. Or jokes about Canada.
I'm off to inhale my candy.
Enjoy!
-DJ
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