Kanye West has diamond teeth now. That cost a lot of money. BUT it is TOTALLY worth it!
Imagine all the stuff you could chew on with diamond teeth!
If you are attacked by a diamond sword, all you have to do is catch it in your teeth and you won't get hurt! And who doesn't have catching-a-sword-with-your-teeth training? I think I learned that in the 3rd grade.
That and cursive writing. Can you guess which skill I use now? I'll give you a hint: I'm not writing this in cursive!
He could use his teeth to rock climb. Maybe build a boat. He might even be able to eat mars! Just because he has diamond teeth!
I'm so jealous. Imagine all the cool stuff I could do with diamond teeth.
Jump high. Lift weights. Catch salmon.
Maybe someday.
I'm off to chew soft bananas.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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