Tuesday, July 8, 2008

kung fu 250

Ok, so Kung Fu is cool. Naming your motorcycle Kung Fu 250 is even cooler! It's like making Kung Fu 250 times better!

I saw that name on a motorcycle in one of those used car booklets and realized that motorcycles get cool names and cars don't. Why is that? I think Kawasaki has a "katana" and a "ninja" and they probably have numbers on them. That's so cool.

I just got a new car. I think it's fantastic. It is blue. I know a lot of people name their car. I am no different, but this time I'm taking my cues from the brilliant minds at Kawasaki and giving my car a hardcore name.

So, it's time to name my car. Let's hop-think (hopping while I think gets the creative juices flowing).

How about Blue Ninja? I kinda like that, actually. OR! Blue Ninja 3000!!!!! Oh yeah!!!!!

Blue Steel would be cool because it makes Zoolander look hot. I can also do Blue Steel. I don't look quite as hot.

Blue Tornado is pretty rad because tornadoes are a force of nature. I am also a force of nature...but a somewhat weak one...hmmm...

Blue Kryptonite. That's cool. OOOOOOH! Blue Kryptonite 360! That's sweet.

P1: Hey, I think I'll go for a drive.

P2: Yeah, me too.

P1: I'll hop onto Kung Fu 250 and drop kick the road!

P2: I'll get into Blue Kryptonite and fly!

P1: Ha! Your puny Blue Kryptonite doesn't even have a number!

P2: Oh, I just didn't want to brag...it's Blue Kryptonite 360!

P1: Darn it! Foiled again by numbers greater than (or equal to) 250!!!!!!!

P2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (somewhat evil laugh)

Take that Kung Fu 250. If you are afraid that I want to hurt superman, you're wrong. I know what you're thinking, "I saw that episode of Smallville where the blue kryptonite took away Clark's powers." Ok, well let's get off the make-believe world of TV and get into the REAL world of comic books. In real life, blue kryptonite actually hurts bizarro and does nothing to superman; early reports say it could actually heal him. How's that? It's like I'm saving superman's life. Yeah...I'm nice like that.

Do you have a cool name for your car? I'd love to hear it. If it's not cool enough, just add the word ninja to it and throw a number at the end. Then it will be cool.

I'm off to show the world Blue Kryptonite 360. The 360 stands for "360 degrees of awesome." BOO-YAH!

Enjoy!

-DJ

4 comments:

Robert Burgess said...

New car! But you've had the old silver taurus (I think) for so long. Actually, when I think about how long you've had it, you needed a new car.

I call my car the quebecho. Not too tough, but fun. I could call it the Quebecho Stealth Ninja, but really, my little car should not pretend to be anything tougher than it is. We'll save the tough car name for when we trade in Bobb's Pontiac clunker for something bigger.

~Laura

A Chicken Wish... said...

What kind of car? Is Spiderman still hanging from the mirror though? Oh, that makes me sad....

My car has no nickname, sadly. It's not really all that cool so I didnt give it one. Back in the day, my Acclaim was the Blue Bitch though. :)

Miss you
Meg

Anonymous said...

My dad called his chevy suberban the red dragon... That was pretty awsome head had it lowered with red undercarage lights (that the cops made him remove, lol)...

I don't drive cars I have bikes I feel safer on them, lol, thats a whole dissucsion on its own right... I have my suzuki bandit... and it doesn't end there Ill throw in that little 600 mark, yeah thats more than 360... lol

Anonymous said...

I actually have a motorcycle named Kung Fu 250. Literally. If you google kung fu 250 you will see one.