I wonder if Santa had to let go of some elves because of the bad economy. Do you think some elves are out there right now looking for a job? What kind of jobs would they go for? Clerical? IT?
"So, it says here that you have magic fingers. What does that mean?"
"Well, I can magically put together a toy train."
"Hmmm...yes...I see. But can those magic fingers help if we lose vital information on our network."
"Um...yes?"
"You're hired!"
YAY! It's a Christmas miracle!
Maybe the Keebler elves are looking for help.
"So what can you bring to this company?"
"Well, I'm a magical elf...so...there's that."
"Right. Can you make a sandwich cookie by putting chocolate in between two elf cookies?"
"Um...I can put together a doll...does that count?"
"Yeah...we don't really do that sort of thing here. How are you at customer service?"
"Um...I'm a magical elf?"
"We'll call you."
I guess that's not much of a miracle. Oh well. You win some, you lose some.
I'm off to see if the Lucky Charms guy needs an understudy.
Enjoy!
-DJ
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