Friday, February 26, 2010

meteorite gun

What are people always saying about science? There are too many guns! Those scientists are always shooting stuff. Sometimes they use lasers, which are cool, but when a laser is too high tech, they grab a 20mm and fire away.

They recently did this to shoot amino acids. It's sort of like duck hunt. If you miss, the dog WILL laugh at you.

They weren't shooting amino acids out of malice, but rather to find out if they could have survived a meteorite crash.

The amino acids with the molecular alkyl side chain were the toughest and survived the gun shot wounds. They were pretty upset about getting shot, so they then attacked the scientists.

Unfortunately, they are so small that the scientists didn't even know they were getting attacked. They just felt a tickle in their nose. The tickle did make them sneeze a lot, so that's a little like revenge.

So what did we learn today? Guns don't kill amino acids, scientists do.

I'm off to meet E or Ite.

Enjoy Everything.

-DJ

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