Monday, February 22, 2010

speed of light

Some professor of radiology says that traveling at the speed of light would kill us. I don't know where this guy came from, but I DO know he doesn't even work in radio! Let me tell you something else. Radio has to do with sound, not light. Take that professor. I know a little something about radio, but I'm not so pretentious that I would call myself a "professor" of radiology.

I do pretend to know a lot about traveling at the speed of light. You could call me a professor of lightology. Or Dr. Light. But not the same Dr. Light who created Mega Man. Even though Mega Man is cool. I wish I created him. Maybe I did create him after traveling back in time. I haven't done it yet. But I did/will.

Also, being a lightologist, I can tell you that traveling at the speed of light would not kill you. The study said that the radiation from hydrogen atoms would be too much for the human body to handle.

But he forgot that I'm traveling at the speed of light. Which is, like, way faster than my car. So, I'm going so fast that by the time the hydrogen radiation kills me, I will already be somewhere else. Alive.

Make sense? Good. I knew you'd get it.

I'm off to be a dimensionless physical constant.

Enjoy Everything.

-DJ

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