swords are for swording

This guy in Australia swallowed 18 swords. He wanted to have the world record. And he does. He's been practicing for 15 years. He started doing this when he was 16. Now, he is 31. And he has the world record for sword swallowing. Um...good job?

I don't understand why somebody would swallow a sword. I guess it could be helpful if you were getting attacked with a sword and the attacker tried to stab you in your mouth. Very slowly and carefully. Actually, no. I don't see that happening.

You know what swords are good for? Swording. If you feel like swallowing one, try HVAC instead. Don't swallow it, get into the business. I hear they make good money. And when HVAC specialists are not fixing your heating, they are probably not swallowing swords. Though they might be using a sword to attack HVAC's evil nemesis, Unregulated Temperature.

Oooooooh...scary! And humid!

I'm off to sword stuff in a comfortable environment.

Enjoy Everything

-DJ