If you're looking for a Valentine's Day poem for your loved one, I wrote it for you. Recite this:
Star Wars, G.I. Joe and Spider-Man are great movies.
I like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Batman.
Superman. Nova. Rocket Raccoon. Iceman.
The Hulk. The Flash. Captain America.
And you.
oh...and Wolverine is awesome!
The End.
After you use this poem, your partner will melt into a pile of goo. Don't do it over something absorbent like a sponge or cotton balls. I don't know how gooey your man or woman will become, but sometimes it's a very liquidy goo that will get sucked right up by a sham-wow.
You have your warnings and you have your poem. Go forth and make valentiney.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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