DOTS are the greatest candy ever. How do I know that? I eat them. THAT is how I know. Somebody harnessed the sweet taste of heaven and put it into a small chewy “dot” for humans to enjoy.
A mysterious person named “Tootsie Roll” keeps making them in a magical land called “Chicago.”
I know those words are strange, but I promise I didn't make them up. Nobody has ever seen this “Tootsie Roll” or been to this “Chicago” place, but I know they are real because DOTS keep coming to the store.
AND we are currently in a DOTS Enlightenment!
I got Valentine’s Day DOTS! Did you know they had those?! THEY DO!
There’s, like, a DOT for every holiday!
I mean, Original DOTS are great. Tropical DOTS are good on the beach. But what about when you want to celebrate Halloween?
Ghost DOTS and Bat DOTS!
They also have Christmas DOTS and Easter DOTS AND these Valentine DOTS that are red and pink and DELICIOUS!
So if you want to give something special to that person you love this Valentine’s Day, forget the diamonds and the gold and cash gifts. Show them you REALLY care with DOTS!
Any other gift says, “You’re kinda okay, but I don’t love you enough to get you DOTS.”
It’s true. You might as well write that in the card if you don’t get them DOTS. I think there is a “I didn't get you DOTS for Valentine’s Day” section in the card store. It’s next to the “Sympathy” section.
I’m off to get some DOTS and sympathy.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
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