I know how to drive an automobile. Or, as the kids call it, a horseless carriage. And sometimes, when the police are not patrolling, I am actually allowed to drive places!
It's a lot of fun. But I do it responsibly. Partly because I like safety. Mostly because I don't want to go to jail.
For the past few weeks, I've noticed something odd during my driving adventures.
YEP! They're everywhere! Just sitting there on the side of the road!
Now, I bet you're wondering "Why would car bumpers just abandon the rest of their car bodies?"
I have 37 theories. 26 involve ninjas. 5 require large red dragons. 3 rely on theoretical physics. And 2 need me in space.
There is one other theory, but it's just too crazy to even mention. But, just in case, if you see a dinosaur with stars instead of horns that knows how to recite Shakespeare and rides on a blue cloud, please tell me. That would totally confirm my last theory.
I'd love to hear your theories. But I'm sure I already thought of it. I mean, I do have 37 of them. That's kind of a lot.
I'm off to check my bumper for ninjas.