One of those random planets that planet-looker-forers found is REALLY big. And FULL of carbon! That means, according to no scientists and one headline writer, it could be MADE OF DIAMONDS!
Wow! Diamonds everywhere! Imagine what we could do with that!
We could make cars out of diamonds that run on diamond fuel!
I could make a Fortress of Solitude like Superman. Except made of diamonds!
I could wear underwear MADE FROM DIAMONDS!
The world could be run by DIAMOND ROBOTS!
The possibilities are endless!
Endless...until we run out of diamonds. So...kinda endless. But with a possible end. More like, endlessish.
Yeah. That.
So, if you want to live on this possibly-covered-in-diamonds planet, you'll have to travel about 1,200 light years. Which won't take long IN YOUR DIAMOND SPACESHIP POWERED BY DIAMONDS!
I'm off to my fortress of solitude.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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