Somebody in my family is getting married. It's all pretty exciting. Mostly because I could be part of the show!
If, for some reason, the Rabbi gets sick, I get to officiate the wedding. That's right! I'm in charge!
Apparently, Massachusetts will officiate you any time you want. It's temporary, but I could do, like, 100 weddings in a 24-hour period!
How cool would that be?! I would keep it short and sweet.
"Hello. You two are now married. Kiss now and be excellent to each other."
Done! Off to the food and presents!
The officiator gets presents, right?
They better. I already registered on Amazon. It's all comic book stuff.
I'll take gift cards, too.
I'm off to practice my officiating.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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