I don't know what would compel somebody to do this, but some guy was smuggling piranhas and stingrays. He was supposed to go to court today, but he disappeared.
Possibly because of an attack by piranhas and stingrays.
Who smuggles that?! Why not smuggle something soft and fluffy?! Like cotton candy! Or maybe you could smuggle pillows!
Is there a big market for piranhas and stingrays? Do people come up to you on the street wondering if you happen to have a stingray you'd be willing to part with?
Okay, so I've been asked that a few times, but that's the kind of crowd I hang with. Because I hang with a crowd that lives underwater.
And Aquaman. He's my friend, too. We hang out and play pool.
Heh...I never understood why he laughed every time we played pool until just now. I finally get the joke Aquaman! Very funny.
I'm off to smuggle a fish.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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