breakfast alive

I want Frosted Mini-Wheats that talk to me. Like in that commercial when they help that kid study for a test. They are so funny!

I love the very end when the one Mini-Wheat is marching away in his little revolutionary outfit!

Sometimes I do the march, too. I think I will be a "Mini-Wheat marching to battle" for halloween. Or tomorrow. Whenever.

I kinda want food to talk to me. But it might make it harder to eat. So, maybe if food just had an entertaining representative? I don't know.

It's a tough decision.

It would be cool if bananas were ninjas. Or maybe not. I like bananas and ninjas are impossible to find.

Huh. Life IS complicated, isn't it?

OH! I've heard Rice Krispies talk, but they never say anything important. They're actually kind of boring.

I'm off to find a banana.

Enjoy Everything.

-DJ

find the marble in the oatmeal

Did you know it's National Oatmeal Month? It is. So make sure you celebrate by filling up your bathtub with oatmeal and enjoying a soothing bath. I think I had to do that when I had the chicken pox. I remember loving it.

Did you know that Vermont eats the most oatmeal? They do. There is also a city in Texas named Oatmeal. The food is not very popular there. They usually eat cattle for breakfast.

I also found out that 80% of households have oatmeal in their cupboard. I was NOT given information on where the other 20% of oatmeal is kept. Where would somebody else keep their oatmeal? In the fridge? The garage? Under the bed, perhaps? I'm not sure.

I keep oatmeal in my tummy. I find that to be the best place for it.

Now that I think about it, why does oatmeal help with chicken pox? Why can't I take a bath in Fruit Loops? I could fill my tub with milk and fill it with cereal. How cool would that be!

What about Rice Krispies! Can you imagine how much fun it would be to take a bath with all that snappin, cracklin and poppin! I am so gonna do that when I get home. It is going to be awesome.

I'm off to buy a lot of milk.

Enjoy!

-DJ