Why are there rolled oats and oatmeal? Are they different or something? Should I just look it up on Wikipedia to figure out what is going on?
Okay, so I did. They're kinda the same thing. Except that the oatmeal usually has the bran coating removed from the rolled oats.
Wow. That was interesting.
I don't think I've ever had rolled oats.
That's all I got. Nothing exciting.
OH! Have you ever taken a bath in oatmeal? That's supposed to be good for you! Or stop chicken pox or something.
Rolled oats might not be good for that. With all that bran. Maybe they're better for a sore knee.
OMG! I TOTALLY have a sore knee right now!
I totally want some rolled oats. For my knee. And to eat. They sound yummy.
Rollllllllled oats.
Wouldn't it be cool to have an oatmeal sword or something! I could fight evil...um...what is oatmeal good for again? "It may prevent heart disease." Okay, so I could fight evil heart disease! With an oatmeal sword!
I could see that in World of Warcraft.
I'm off to meal my oats.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
Showing posts with label oatmeal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label oatmeal. Show all posts
Friday, March 11, 2011
Thursday, January 8, 2009
find the marble in the oatmeal
Did you know it's National Oatmeal Month? It is. So make sure you celebrate by filling up your bathtub with oatmeal and enjoying a soothing bath. I think I had to do that when I had the chicken pox. I remember loving it.
Did you know that Vermont eats the most oatmeal? They do. There is also a city in Texas named Oatmeal. The food is not very popular there. They usually eat cattle for breakfast.
I also found out that 80% of households have oatmeal in their cupboard. I was NOT given information on where the other 20% of oatmeal is kept. Where would somebody else keep their oatmeal? In the fridge? The garage? Under the bed, perhaps? I'm not sure.
I keep oatmeal in my tummy. I find that to be the best place for it.
Now that I think about it, why does oatmeal help with chicken pox? Why can't I take a bath in Fruit Loops? I could fill my tub with milk and fill it with cereal. How cool would that be!
What about Rice Krispies! Can you imagine how much fun it would be to take a bath with all that snappin, cracklin and poppin! I am so gonna do that when I get home. It is going to be awesome.
I'm off to buy a lot of milk.
Enjoy!
-DJ
Did you know that Vermont eats the most oatmeal? They do. There is also a city in Texas named Oatmeal. The food is not very popular there. They usually eat cattle for breakfast.
I also found out that 80% of households have oatmeal in their cupboard. I was NOT given information on where the other 20% of oatmeal is kept. Where would somebody else keep their oatmeal? In the fridge? The garage? Under the bed, perhaps? I'm not sure.
I keep oatmeal in my tummy. I find that to be the best place for it.
Now that I think about it, why does oatmeal help with chicken pox? Why can't I take a bath in Fruit Loops? I could fill my tub with milk and fill it with cereal. How cool would that be!
What about Rice Krispies! Can you imagine how much fun it would be to take a bath with all that snappin, cracklin and poppin! I am so gonna do that when I get home. It is going to be awesome.
I'm off to buy a lot of milk.
Enjoy!
-DJ
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