It's April Fool's Day! Where people do stuff! I don't really know what, but they do it. I never got involved with it. I don't celebrate April 1. I prefer March to last 32 days. Then I go to April 2. I'm a big March fan.
If you didn't know, the French LOVE this day! They call it Poisson d'Avril. Which means "April Fish." You tape a paper fish to somebody's back. Then their friends yell, "Poisson d'Avril!" when they see it on you. And that's funny. For some reason.
Person 1: "Bonjour!"
Person 2: "Poisson d'Avril!"
Person 1: "Oh, is there a fish on my back? Cool. Thanks."
Person 2: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Person 1: "...yeah...it's not that funny...it's just a fish taped to my back."
Person 2: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! There's a fish taped to your back! You totally got fished! It's hilarious!"
Person 1: "...riiiiiight..."
Since it IS so funny, I'm going to do that today. But instead of a fish, I will use buttered toast. Or hummus! Hummus is ALWAYS funny!
And instead of putting it on their back, I will put it on their nose!
I'm already laughing.
Fish are stinky.
I'm off to Poisson d'Avril.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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