There is water on the moon. They found it last year. Since then, scientists have been studying the water and found that it comes in three different flavors!
Here they are: Nearly Pure Crater Ice, Fluffy Mix Of Ice Crystals And Dirt, and Thin Layer That Comes And Goes All Across The Surface Of The Moon.
You may not remember this, but each one of those was once a Kool-Aid flavor. Unfortunately, the names weren't catchy enough, so they went with Purplesaurus Rex.
THAT is why the moon needs to change the names of its water flavors. Luckily for the moon, I have suggestions.
Nearly Pure Crater Ice can simply become Crater Ice. It has a nice ring to it. And I think it should be clear colored.
Fluffy Mix Of Ice Crystals And Dirt can become Fluffy Crystals. Make it neon orange and you have a drink!
Finally, Thin Layer That...whatever...can be Moonasaurus Rex. And make it purple.
Okay, so I kinda stole that from Kool-Aid. But it's so cool to have dinosaur names! I just couldn't help myself!
I don't actually know what each flavor of moon-water tastes like, but in my head they taste like cotton candy and caramel. Maybe cherry, too.
I'm off to drink some moon.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Friday, July 17, 2009
moon landings
It's been 40 years since we landed on the moon. I say we, but WE didn't actually do it. At least I didn't. Maybe you did.
It seems people at NASA aren't so great with recording things because they lost original TV transmissions of the moon landings. Yeah. That's why we always see a cruddy copy of it. NASA didn't feel that putting humans on a celestial object was all that important.
I'm glad I don't have NASA in charge of my DVR. I might miss an episode of So You Think You Can Dance. If don't get my weekly dose of SYTYCD, I get cranky. And not just adult cranky, more like a hungry baby who needs a diaper change cranky.
What were they thinking? That this would happen every day?
NASA 1: Hey, can I take one of these tapes?
NASA 2: Sure, I think it's just one of those moon landing tapes. Why do you need it?
NASA 1: I want to tape the next episode of Green Acres. It looks Hi-Lar-I-Ous!
NASA 2: I love that show! I think I'll take one of those tapes too! Stupid moon landing. Who would want to watch that again when we have Green Acres?
NASA 1: I know. LAAAAAME!
It's a good thing Buzz brought his camera phone up there or we might not have ANY video of the event. It's too bad camera phone quality wasn't as good back then. I don't know how people survived without 8.59 megapixel cameras.
I'm off to land on the moon.
Enjoy!
-DJ
It seems people at NASA aren't so great with recording things because they lost original TV transmissions of the moon landings. Yeah. That's why we always see a cruddy copy of it. NASA didn't feel that putting humans on a celestial object was all that important.
I'm glad I don't have NASA in charge of my DVR. I might miss an episode of So You Think You Can Dance. If don't get my weekly dose of SYTYCD, I get cranky. And not just adult cranky, more like a hungry baby who needs a diaper change cranky.
What were they thinking? That this would happen every day?
NASA 1: Hey, can I take one of these tapes?
NASA 2: Sure, I think it's just one of those moon landing tapes. Why do you need it?
NASA 1: I want to tape the next episode of Green Acres. It looks Hi-Lar-I-Ous!
NASA 2: I love that show! I think I'll take one of those tapes too! Stupid moon landing. Who would want to watch that again when we have Green Acres?
NASA 1: I know. LAAAAAME!
It's a good thing Buzz brought his camera phone up there or we might not have ANY video of the event. It's too bad camera phone quality wasn't as good back then. I don't know how people survived without 8.59 megapixel cameras.
I'm off to land on the moon.
Enjoy!
-DJ
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