Would you like to shop at a store and not have to worry about other shoppers? At all?
Then you should go shopping on New Year's Eve!
I did! I know, you were probably at some party or doing some sort of celebration. But, while you were whooping it up, I was out buying underwear on clearance!
And YOU missed out on those deals! Because you were too busy having fun!
Let ME tell you about fun. Being able to shop with NOBODY around. Stores are open on New Year's Eve. And they are fabulous.
I wish I could do all my shopping for the year on the previous year's eve because it would be so easy. And the poor kids who have to work that night would just LOVE to ring up a billion dollars worth of toilet paper.
I did not do that. I wasn't ready for it. But the last day of this year? You WILL see me shopping EVERYWHERE. I will fill up a bunch of carts with everything I need. Rent a moving van. Fill it up. Then go home and resolute to not shop for another year!
I will also resolute to plant a sunflower. But that's because they are pretty.
I'm off to work on my yearly shopping list.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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Monday, January 3, 2011
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
dropping the snow ball
Tonight, things are dropped to signify midnight. Why is midnight so special? I don't know. I think it has to do with some vampire books or something. Oh wait...that's twilight, not midnight. Oh, whatever...
This year, I'm going to drop my head to my pillow to celebrate midnight. I can't guarantee that it will happen at midnight and not 9:30, but that's practically the same time.
Did you know that there are places outside of my bedroom that also drop "stuff"?
In Lebanon, Pennsylvania you can see bologna. Yep. They drop a seven-foot piece of bologna. AND, if you pick it up within 5 seconds, you can eat it. (5-second rule!)
The folks in Wisconsin drop a hunk of cheese. Same rules apply.
Now, if we could just get Indianapolis (the home of Wonder bread, of course) to drop a few giant slices of bread, we could have a sandwich! A giant midnight bologna and cheese sandwich! Vampires would love that!
Maybe you should find something to drop. I dropped my keys this morning. I think that happened around 4:44am. That's pretty much the same as dropping a ball at midnight. I'll call that my celebration. It was a rockin' party. You totally missed out on it. I can barely keep my eyes open...not because I'm tired from lack of sleep BUT because I danced so much...at 4:44am this morning. Yeah...
I'm off to drop the ball.
Enjoy!
-DJ
This year, I'm going to drop my head to my pillow to celebrate midnight. I can't guarantee that it will happen at midnight and not 9:30, but that's practically the same time.
Did you know that there are places outside of my bedroom that also drop "stuff"?
In Lebanon, Pennsylvania you can see bologna. Yep. They drop a seven-foot piece of bologna. AND, if you pick it up within 5 seconds, you can eat it. (5-second rule!)
The folks in Wisconsin drop a hunk of cheese. Same rules apply.
Now, if we could just get Indianapolis (the home of Wonder bread, of course) to drop a few giant slices of bread, we could have a sandwich! A giant midnight bologna and cheese sandwich! Vampires would love that!
Maybe you should find something to drop. I dropped my keys this morning. I think that happened around 4:44am. That's pretty much the same as dropping a ball at midnight. I'll call that my celebration. It was a rockin' party. You totally missed out on it. I can barely keep my eyes open...not because I'm tired from lack of sleep BUT because I danced so much...at 4:44am this morning. Yeah...
I'm off to drop the ball.
Enjoy!
-DJ
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