crazy march

Somebody at work asked me to fill out a bracket. I think money is involved, but I cannot confirm that. Partly because it is illegal and partly because I get confused when people start talking about sports and forget to pay attention.

So, in order to prepare for the madness that happens in March, I have printed out a bracket. I don't get it. There are a bunch of cities and they have numbers next to them. Yeah...that's about all I can tell you.

I don't think all of them are cities, actually. Xavier is on there. I'm pretty sure he's the guy who found the X-Men. I don't THINK he plays basketball, but he might!

Also, Gonzaga is on there. They have the number 4. Gonzaga?! Is Gonzaga a city? Is it a cheese? Is it a little mouse that plays basketball?

OH! And Purdue is on there. I know FOR A FACT that he makes chicken! I think this whole bracket thing is a scam. Chickens do NOT play basketball. Scientists have tried to teach chickens how to play basketball, but it just can't be done.

Who will be my champion, you ask? Well, I figure I'll put the chickens against the X-Men for my final game and clearly the X-Men will win. I mean, Wolverine has claws that come out of his hands. If that doesn't take care of a chicken, I don't know what will.

I'm off to fill my bracket.

Enjoy!

-DJ