President Obama said that "Insulation is sexy stuff." That's an exact quote. And now, I want insulation. I don't even know what to do with it, but if it's sexy, I want in!
This is a great way to get people excited about insulation. He should do this for other things. So, I'm going to write a few speeches for him.
Tax time: "Taxes are tasty. Like enjoying a fresh strawberry, covered in chocolate."
Health Care Bill: "Let's think of the public option as silk sheets. That's something you'd want to slide into, isn't it?"
Afghanistan: "I don't want to jump to the decision. It's like when you're looking at kittens and puppies. You can't just take home the first cute, fuzzy puffball that comes up to you. You have to find the perfect match."
I don't know why he didn't hire me earlier. We would probably have world peace by now. I would compare it to smooth, rich chocolate.
Don't you want chocolate? Then I guess you want world peace.
Problem solved.
I'm off to install insulation.
Enjoy!
-DJ
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Friday, October 23, 2009
what does that mean
Dick Cheney talks a lot. Unfortunately, you can't always understand what he's saying.
Most recently, he said that Obama was dithering. Yes, the White House is dithering on Afghanistan. Now, when I say the phrase, "I'm dithering on Afghanistan," I'm pretty sure I'm thinking it means something that it doesn't really mean.
It turns out "dithering" is acting irresolutely or trembling with excitement. I don't really know what Cheney meant when he said "dithering," but I'm pretty sure 97% of the population has never heard that word before. I know I never have. Not even in passing.
I thought he made it up. You know, like when old people say cute things about babies. "Awww...She's so cute! Look how she crawls all wiggly, tiggly, tithery, dithery-doo!"
I swear I heard some old guy say that about a baby the other day. Even though I just said I never heard the word dither before. I meant that I never heard it before the old guy the other day.
I don't really care what your opinion is on Afghanistan, but if you're going to argue for your side, please use real words.
Or not. It might be funnier if you don't. I can dither that.
I'm off to dither all by myself.
Enjoy!
-DJ
Most recently, he said that Obama was dithering. Yes, the White House is dithering on Afghanistan. Now, when I say the phrase, "I'm dithering on Afghanistan," I'm pretty sure I'm thinking it means something that it doesn't really mean.
It turns out "dithering" is acting irresolutely or trembling with excitement. I don't really know what Cheney meant when he said "dithering," but I'm pretty sure 97% of the population has never heard that word before. I know I never have. Not even in passing.
I thought he made it up. You know, like when old people say cute things about babies. "Awww...She's so cute! Look how she crawls all wiggly, tiggly, tithery, dithery-doo!"
I swear I heard some old guy say that about a baby the other day. Even though I just said I never heard the word dither before. I meant that I never heard it before the old guy the other day.
I don't really care what your opinion is on Afghanistan, but if you're going to argue for your side, please use real words.
Or not. It might be funnier if you don't. I can dither that.
I'm off to dither all by myself.
Enjoy!
-DJ
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