A designer in India has created a line of shirts that start at just $974! They are so cheap because they are encrusted with jewels and diamonds and gold.
He says that they are perfect to wear every day. But really, would you want to wear a shirt worth that much every day? What if a jewel fell off? You just lost $50!
Here's my solution. BeDazzler. Cheap AND beautiful.
Like they say, "don't be dull, BeDazzle!"
And really, that's basically my mantra for life. I say it every morning when I look in my bedazzled mirror.
Even yesterday after dropping a knife on my foot (or possibly the knife was thrown onto my foot by a ninja cow, I'm not sure), I thought, "I wish that was a dull knife. Then my foot wouldn't hurt as much."
But IMMEDIATELY after, I shouted, "NO! No knife! You should never be dull! Be Dazzle!"
My knife then got washed and I cleaned up the blood.
That's the exciting life of a bedazzled man.
The limping, shimmering life that only costs $19.95.
I'm off to dazzle.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
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