Friday, September 19, 2008

psycho-pirate

It's "talk-like-a-pirate" day today. I bet you didn't know that. Nobody does. That's only because Hallmark hasn't made a card yet. But really, do you want a card about talking like a pirate?

(front of card)

Roses be red, matey
Violets be blue
Arrrrrrr

(open the card)

Geeve me all yer gold or I'll burn down yer village!

Wow...that's...um...sweet?

(front of card)

'tis time to talk like a pirate.
And, to help you get into the mood,
we brought you an eye patch and a peg leg

(inside of card)

now stand still so we can get rid of one of those eyes and that pesky leg of yours!

Woah! That's kinda violent! I'll have to look for a nicer card.

(front of card)

romance is in the air
when we're sitting on the bench
I'll talk to you like a pirate

(inside of card)

and call you may wen...

...OH! I can't give that to somebody! Really? Is that supposed to be nice?

Hmmm...I think I'll just stick to saying "Arrrrrrr!" a lot.

I'm off to shiver me timbers...not that I know what it means.

Enjoy!

-DJ

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