Hold onto your peglegs, space pirates! The space harpoon is coming soon!
Do you find yourself flying through space trying to catch a giant comet but failing constantly? The great minds at NASA are working to bring you the future...TODAY!
I always have a problem chasing comets. They go fast and they are hard to land on. And using a Rapala Jointed Shad 05 Lure just gets me striped bass. I don't want them, so I throw them back. Into space.
But now, with a harpoon? BOOOOOOOM! You got that comet!
I once used a harpoon to catch a rogue mountain. It was crushing ancient cities and stuff. But I caught it and it is now stuffed and mounted.
Yeah, it's a mounted mountain. (Taxidermists love that joke)
Now that NASA is looking for a few good harpoonists, I'm pretty sure they will call me up. Since I do hunt in space. And I also know how to harpoon things.
I'm also pretty good at bird calls. NASA is big on ornithology audio. (Try saying that 100 times fast!)
I think I'll actually call NASA right now to tell them that I'm ready for the job. Using bird calls.
I'm off to practice my bluethroat thrush.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
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