When you save the world for a living, there's only one place to go. The Brooklyn Super Hero Supply Co. Online at superherosupplies.com
I don't normally promote websites, but this is a matter of life or death. One day you will have to save the world and this is the place to get your gear.
Troubled by stray lasers? Get some Deflector Bracelets.
Need to be on the offensive? Go for a Photon Shooter
Have an evil lair underwater? Get some Cybernetic Henchfish!
Traveling off-world? You might want to buy a gallon of gravity.
Of course, they have capes for all occasions, as well.
See, those of us who tend to hero superly need a constant supply of...well...supplies. Not all of us can see invisible people without the special goggles. And we don't all come from mythical islands where invisible planes are mass produced.
So, Santa, until you can get those elves to start making matter and/or anti-matter, you won't be hearing from me. No worries about wasting space on that "naughty" or "nice" list. I'm good at staying on the "hero" list and OFF the "villain" list.
But Santa, maybe you should look into a cape. They have red. But I wouldn't put an "S" on it. It's already be done.
I'm off to save the world.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
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