Have you ever put on your socks and thought, "Wow...these are lame socks. Sure they have fancy designs. Sure they are argylicious. Sure they have little robots on them. But where's the zing? Where's the zang? Where's the cape?"
Of course you've thought this! And that is why you can now buy socks with CAPES! That's right! The back of the sock has a cape sewn onto it so you can now have the pizzazz you need to make your socks SUPER!
Why aren't there more clothing items with capes? I mean, really, why can't I have some pants...WITH CAPES! It would go just below the cape from your shirt...with a cape.
And what about mittens! Mittens with capes would be PERFECT!
I already have a few capes to wear. And they are super. But imagine how much MORE supererer I would be if my socks and mittens and pants and shoes had capes!
That's, like, super times a MILLION! Plus THREE!
That is the kind of super I want to be.
And you do to. So buy socks with capes. You won't regret it.
Wear them with shorts, too. That would be totally awesome.
I'm off to find my zing and zang.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
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