Some place made a gingerbread house. Like, a real house. Out of gingerbread. The Great Wolf Lodge decided to make a 10x12 foot house out of gingerbread that fits 6 people around a table.
So, you can have dinner in a gingerbread house.
If possible, I would like to build a house, a car and a pyramid out of gingerbread.
Hopefully a witch won't kick me out while looking for Hansel and Gretel. Wait...so this old lady who eats kids lives in a gingerbread house, right?
Then, for some reason, we decide to celebrate the gingerbread house by making them around christmas.
So...uh...what are we celebrating again? Am I the only one who sees this?!
Forget it! I'm not going to make a gingerbread house EVER! Do you know why? Because I think children should eat, not be eaten! That's why!
You can build all the ginger breaded houses you want, but don't expect me to eat your shrine to the kid-cooking witch!
I will destroy your gingerbread house into smaller pieces and THEN eat it. Because that's the kind of decent human being I am!
No witch ever lived in a gingerbread wall. Or a gum drop bush. Or a candy cane support beam. NOPE! I only eat the shattered pieces of a witch's life.
And you should too.
I'm off to destroy some gingerbread.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
1 comment:
would you destroy this gingerbread?? or would it destroy you?
http://www.thatsnerdalicious.com/play-with-your-food/gingerbread-at-at-version-2-0/
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