I just thought you should know that. It has nothing to do with anything. Life just happens. Like, really happens. No, I don't think you get it. REALLY happens. Like...life...you know?
Yeah. You get it. I knew you would. You're so smart. Smarter than the smartest smart-smart ever. Smarter than a smart car. Which is pretty smart in most countries.
Except Uruguay. And Utah. Whether or not those are countries, I do not know. Whether or not they should be considered countries, I do know. They should. That makes me sounds smart. Like a car.
So, with no real transition into my original topic, I saw a christmas peacock! And I'm not talking about the Ellen Page movie or the Katy Perry song.
Nope. A christmas peacock that just likes to light up at night for the holidays!
Actually, I don't know if it was for christmas or one of the other winter solstice holidays, but it WAS a peacock!
First of all, I think it's adorable that peacock babies are called "peachicks." And second of all, I like plumage. Not only is it fun to say, but fun to have!
And THIRD of all, plumage is especially awesome when it has lights on it!
Don't worry, the holiday peacock is not feral like the ones in Miami. This peacock brings presents to good little peachicks. Like ninjas swords and airhogs and lego bricks in the shape of a death star.
You know, the usual stuff that peachicks ask peasanta for.
And I know you know that because you're so smart! Remember? I said it earlier. Did you forget that part already? That's understandable. I get distracted by plumage, too.
Especially the light up kind!
I'm off to decorate my peacock.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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