yummy

I'm sure I've mentioned in the past that I enjoy peanut butter and spinach sandwiches. They are VERY good. And good for you!

Also, I tried peanut butter and Nutella a few weeks ago. I never had Nutella before. That was ALSO very good!

SO! I decided to combine all those good things today! Do you know what happened? I had a great lunch!

Peanut butter, Nutella and spinach sandwiches are so good! But they need a catchy name. Otherwise, people won't believe me.

This is all I got so far:

peanutellach

spinutterella

speanutella

spinach crunchy, peanut buttery, hazelnutty, chocolate yummy sandwich

or PBNS (peanut butter, nutella, spinach)

Yeah...it's a tough sell. Let me know if you have a better idea. Please.

I'm off to eat a nutespinapeanut butter sandwich.

Enjoy!

-DJ

huh

I think this is a scam. There's a guy in New York who runs an invisible donkey removal service. For $300, he will send an invisible donkey exterminator to your home and remove up to 15 invisible donkeys and send them to an invisible farm in upstate New York.

I don't know if that means the exterminator is invisible of if it is a real person who just exterminates invisible donkeys.

It's gotta be a scam because why would you want to get rid of your invisible donkeys?!

Invisible kids love to ride invisible donkeys. They also work well in invisible fields. Fill up your invisible cart, and your invisible donkey will cart it!

So you see? Invisible donkeys are VERY useful!

On an unrelated note, I give really good relationship advice. I can't tell you what happened because it is somebody else's personal life, but I'm pretty sure I'm a relationship genius. So, if you have any relationship questions, you should ask me. I can help.

I'm off to check on my invisible farm.

Enjoy!

-DJ

superman?

I don't know how I missed this, but apparently Superman was the Inspector General of Homeland Security once. Of course, he went by the name Clark Kent...Ervin...but still.

I like to follow the news now, but back then, I didn't care that much. Lately, I've been hearing a lot from Clark Kent Ervin and he is now the head of the Homeland Security Program at the Aspen Institute.

His name really is Clark Kent Ervin. His older brother told his parents that they should name the new baby after his favorite super hero. They did. This is why his parents are awesome.

This is ALSO why children should name babies. It's WAY cooler!

Good names for babies: Batman, Spider-Man, Nightwing, Hulk, Nova and Rocket Raccoon.

Now, Clark Kent...Ervin...goes by that name. Obviously because he knows how cool it is to BE CLARK KENT! (ervin)

Would I like to meet him someday?

Yes.

Will I rip open his shirt to see if he has a costume on underneath?

I'd consider it, but since he's Superman AND part of Homeland Security, I feel like my chances of getting away from that situation unharmed are pretty slim.

But I like those odds.

I'm off to Aspen.

Enjoy!

-DJ

you got wing chun in my musical!

If you didn't know, "wing chun" is a form of martial arts. It's what got Bruce Lee interested in martial arts in the first place.

And now, they are making a musical about Bruce Lee! FINALLY!

I've been saying for years that every good musical needs a kung fu fight scene. It took the artistic world long enough to catch up with my vision.

I believe they're already working on a few songs.

Everybody Wing Chun Tonight

Jeet Kune Don't Go Breakin My Heart

and Go Your Own Way Of The Fist

Okay, so those were lame jokes, but you gotta admit, martial arts musicals are going to rock.

Music Man could become Music Man of the Dragon.

Oklahoma! could be Oklahoma: The Way of the Fist.

And Wicked would be Wicked Awesome. Just because it would have wicked awesome fight scenes. And wicked awesome songs about fighting.

For those of you who thought theatre was dead, you just got a wake up call in the form of a crane kick to the head. And a leopard punch to the gut.

I'm off to work on my kung fu.

Enjoy!

-DJ

more weird dreams

I had another dream. I don't know if it's a prediction of the future or not, but I had Blue's Clues pajamas on.

Here's what happened. I was on the island on the show "LOST" and the "others" were shooting arrows at me. Then, I went into a flashback. Or a flashforward. I'm not sure. I just know I flashed something.

In the flash, I was in pajamas. They were bright red pants and a white shirt with red sleeves. On the white part was a picture of Blue!

I don't even know if they make these pajamas. Let alone make them for adults. But I had them!

They were pretty awesome.

That's about all that I remember.

So I guess the dream wasn't all that great. At least I had on some kickin pajamas. And I was on Lost. Dodging arrows.

Also, I microwaved a sweet potato yesterday. It was fantastic.

I'm off to eat a potato in my pj's.

Enjoy!

-DJ

pant coat

Why are our legs so durable? It's been cold lately and I bet that, most of the time, you will put on a jacket and gloves and maybe a wool cap before you go out. But why not anything extra on your legs?

I may put on thermal underwear when I know I'm going to be out for a long time. But how come my legs don't get cold when I'm walking from my car to the store? If I only had a shirt on and no jacket, I would be freezing!

Our legs are pretty amazing (mine are incredible, by the way). It's too bad our whole bodies aren't leg material. We wouldn't need so many layers in the winter.

I guess we should be thankful about our leg-warmth. We don't have to wear leg-coats or snow pants all the time. That makes dancing easier. And dancing outside in the winter is probably my third favorite thing to do.

I'm off to dance in the street. Woh, oh, oh, oh.

Enjoy!

-DJ

the future is now

By that, of course, I mean digital comic books. I try to stay away from my obsession when writing my blog, but I just HAVE to tell you about this!

I’m sure you’ve heard of Spider-Man, Iron Man, The Hulk and the Fantastic Four. They’ve all had movies. As you know, they started as comic books in the Marvel Comic Universe.

Well! A while back, I got a subscription to their digital comics AND IT IS AWESOME! They have a bunch of old comic books and newer comic books online and they look amazing!

I have been reading comics nonstop this week. You should join. I haven’t had time to check my email or Facebook or anything. I mean, who cares what somebody is doing when Nova is saving the universe! YES! THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! THANK YOU, NOVA!

Should I find out what people are eating for dinner or what present they got on Farmville, OR read about the Avengers battling Ultron to save Earth? AVENGERS!

My new year’s resolution is to get other comic book companies to put their comics online. You will never have another dull moment in life. You will never be bored again. Heck, you might just have to quit your job so you can read comic books all day. EVERY DAY!

It’s going to be a good year!

I’m off to read more digital comics.

Enjoy!

-DJ