more weird dreams

I had another dream. I don't know if it's a prediction of the future or not, but I had Blue's Clues pajamas on.

Here's what happened. I was on the island on the show "LOST" and the "others" were shooting arrows at me. Then, I went into a flashback. Or a flashforward. I'm not sure. I just know I flashed something.

In the flash, I was in pajamas. They were bright red pants and a white shirt with red sleeves. On the white part was a picture of Blue!

I don't even know if they make these pajamas. Let alone make them for adults. But I had them!

They were pretty awesome.

That's about all that I remember.

So I guess the dream wasn't all that great. At least I had on some kickin pajamas. And I was on Lost. Dodging arrows.

Also, I microwaved a sweet potato yesterday. It was fantastic.

I'm off to eat a potato in my pj's.

Enjoy!

-DJ

stay together

The Malaysian government cares about your marriage. They are doing everything they can to keep families together. Including some helpful advice to keep the marriage fresh.

They encourage women to wear lingerie and perfume. That sounds like some decent advice, right?

They also encourage men to bathe and wear clean pajamas.

What?! What are men doing in Malaysia?! THAT'S their advice?!

I'd be a stud in Malaysia. I even change my underwear. Daily. Look out ladies.

I may even put on deodorant. Whoops...I think some of you ladies just fainted. Sorry about that, I should have told you to sit down.

I'm off to put on some clean pajamas.

Enjoy!

-DJ

pajama time

According to the pajamagram company, it is "National Wear Your Pajamas To Work Day." I bet ALL of you wore your pajamas to work today. I mean, why wouldn't you? It's a national holiday. I think Obama was hanging around in his footie pajamas while he was talking to Cuba today. It was quite a picture. Cuba was also wearing pajamas. They had kittens on them.

Who could actually wear their pajamas to work and not get fired? I've heard of some silly holidays like Arbor Day and Flag Day, but Pajama Day?

Why isn't there a "Hug Your Computer Day" from Dell? Or maybe a "Lick Your Phone Day" from AT&T? Or a "Sleep On Your Rug Day" from the American Rug Association?

You should have worn my pajamas to work today. You should ALSO have built a rocket ship out of feathers. I bet you didn't do either one of those.

I'm off to put my jammies on.

Enjoy!

-DJ