A friend of mine got a coupon. I guess there is a store that will "reward" you for shopping with them. If you scan the card, they'll give you points and stuff. Finally, after you get some points, you can get a coupon.
But not just ANY coupon! A coupon good for one of two things! That's right, you get to CHOOSE what you want!
Her choice? A disposable toothbrush or chocolate. Seriously. That's what they give you.
WHAT?! That's not a choice! That's a desperate plea to get rid of disposable toothbrushers!
I think next month the coupon will be for a free punch in the gut or a pillow. Maybe after that they'll give you the choice of nail clippers or your very own cloud that you can ride around the world! How about the option of window cleaner or a suit made of cotton balls?!
Actually, my windows are kinda dirty, so that might be a tough one.
I'm off to brush my disposable teeth.
Enjoy!
-DJ
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