I know how to drive an automobile. Or, as the kids call it, a horseless carriage. And sometimes, when the police are not patrolling, I am actually allowed to drive places!
It's a lot of fun. But I do it responsibly. Partly because I like safety. Mostly because I don't want to go to jail.
For the past few weeks, I've noticed something odd during my driving adventures.
Car bumpers.
YEP! They're everywhere! Just sitting there on the side of the road!
Now, I bet you're wondering "Why would car bumpers just abandon the rest of their car bodies?"
I have 37 theories. 26 involve ninjas. 5 require large red dragons. 3 rely on theoretical physics. And 2 need me in space.
There is one other theory, but it's just too crazy to even mention. But, just in case, if you see a dinosaur with stars instead of horns that knows how to recite Shakespeare and rides on a blue cloud, please tell me. That would totally confirm my last theory.
I'd love to hear your theories. But I'm sure I already thought of it. I mean, I do have 37 of them. That's kind of a lot.
I'm off to check my bumper for ninjas.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
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Monday, January 30, 2012
Friday, January 7, 2011
so comfortable, you can wear them anywhere
Jeggings have become very popular these days. I'm not sure why, but they have.
If you don't know, jeggings are leggings that look like tight jeans. They have a denim color and jeany look.
But if you think jeggings are TOO leggingly for you, why not try Pajama Jeans!
That's right! They LOOK like jeans, but FEEL like soft pajamas! You will wear them around the house. When you're traveling. For a night out on the town. And STILL want to wear them to bed!
It's true! And I want a pair. Who wouldn't want to wear pajama pants all day? Especially ones that will make my behind look fabulous!
Oh, and even better, it comes with a FREE t-shirt. Perfect for that "jeans and t-shirt" look.
If you don't like this idea, go buy a Big Top Cupcake instead.
OH! I totally forgot to tell you! I saw a shooting star the other day! It was so cool! It was all like, "Pshhhhh! Fwoosh!"
I made a wish that I could find a pair of jeans that felt like pajamas.
My wish came true. No need to thank me.
I'm off to put on pajama jeans.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
If you don't know, jeggings are leggings that look like tight jeans. They have a denim color and jeany look.
But if you think jeggings are TOO leggingly for you, why not try Pajama Jeans!
That's right! They LOOK like jeans, but FEEL like soft pajamas! You will wear them around the house. When you're traveling. For a night out on the town. And STILL want to wear them to bed!
It's true! And I want a pair. Who wouldn't want to wear pajama pants all day? Especially ones that will make my behind look fabulous!
Oh, and even better, it comes with a FREE t-shirt. Perfect for that "jeans and t-shirt" look.
If you don't like this idea, go buy a Big Top Cupcake instead.
OH! I totally forgot to tell you! I saw a shooting star the other day! It was so cool! It was all like, "Pshhhhh! Fwoosh!"
I made a wish that I could find a pair of jeans that felt like pajamas.
My wish came true. No need to thank me.
I'm off to put on pajama jeans.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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