After two people wondered where my blog went, I decided to come back to it.
Will it be better than ever?!
Prolly not.
Will it be bigger than ever?!
Nah.
Will it be "The All New, All Different" blog?!
Sorta, I guess. And that joke only makes sense to people who read X-Men comics in the early 90s. That joke is for you!
I took a hiatus to get approval from the Food and Drug Administration. The blog now contains 100% of your daily Vitamin G! (FDA approval pending)
For Good Golly That's GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
It's almost as useful as Vitamin K. Except when it's not. Which is most of the time.
Why don't they sell pre-hard-boiled eggs? That would be handy. Especially for decorating.
Eggs do have Vitamin K. But NO Vitamin G. You can only get that here. (FDA approval pending)
I'm off to make more jokes that nobody will get.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
Showing posts with label eggs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label eggs. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Monday, August 23, 2010
egg recall
I can recall a school project I had to do with eggs. It was kinda cool.
We had to "build" something that would protect an egg from breaking after it was dropped from the top of a ladder. The ladder was pretty high.
As with most things in high school, I didn't put much effort into this. Mostly because I couldn't see the practical reasons behind protecting an egg from falling off a ladder.
I filled a backpack with cotton balls. Then, put the egg in it. Then dropped it.
I'm pretty sure that the egg did not crack. The teacher gave me credit for that. But did not give me credit for effort. And I can't argue with that. I certainly did not deserve an A for effort. Though, you have to respect the simplicity of my design.
It's a good thing those eggs weren't full of salmonella! That would have been one sick classroom!
I can recall a lot of things, but that's because I have a great memory. There's a lot of talk about an egg recall these days. Do you recall anything about eggs? I guess it's a big deal. People just love talking about eggs!
I recall making a comic book mobile once. Not a car, but the kind of mobile that hangs over a baby's crib. I'll tell you about that if a mobile recall ever becomes hip.
I'm off to do a total recall.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
We had to "build" something that would protect an egg from breaking after it was dropped from the top of a ladder. The ladder was pretty high.
As with most things in high school, I didn't put much effort into this. Mostly because I couldn't see the practical reasons behind protecting an egg from falling off a ladder.
I filled a backpack with cotton balls. Then, put the egg in it. Then dropped it.
I'm pretty sure that the egg did not crack. The teacher gave me credit for that. But did not give me credit for effort. And I can't argue with that. I certainly did not deserve an A for effort. Though, you have to respect the simplicity of my design.
It's a good thing those eggs weren't full of salmonella! That would have been one sick classroom!
I can recall a lot of things, but that's because I have a great memory. There's a lot of talk about an egg recall these days. Do you recall anything about eggs? I guess it's a big deal. People just love talking about eggs!
I recall making a comic book mobile once. Not a car, but the kind of mobile that hangs over a baby's crib. I'll tell you about that if a mobile recall ever becomes hip.
I'm off to do a total recall.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
Monday, July 13, 2009
um...this thing...I...hmmmm...
I have no idea how to describe this, so I'm just going to blurt it out. In China, there is a mountain that lays eggs. It's true! The board of tourism says so!
They say that Gandeng Mountain has laid more than 100 eggs. And another one is expected soon. So you might want to book your next vacation to Gulu, China. To see a mountain. Lay an egg.
The article didn't specify what comes out of the egg. I think it's a baby mountain.
They're very cute. And playful. But you have to watch out for their peaks. They can be sharp. They're like baby porcupines or baby jellyfish. Fun to play with, but you could go home with an injury.
I guess the same could be said for human babies, too. Especially babies on roller skates. Scary AND dangerous.
I'm off to see a mountain baby.
Enjoy!
-DJ
They say that Gandeng Mountain has laid more than 100 eggs. And another one is expected soon. So you might want to book your next vacation to Gulu, China. To see a mountain. Lay an egg.
The article didn't specify what comes out of the egg. I think it's a baby mountain.
They're very cute. And playful. But you have to watch out for their peaks. They can be sharp. They're like baby porcupines or baby jellyfish. Fun to play with, but you could go home with an injury.
I guess the same could be said for human babies, too. Especially babies on roller skates. Scary AND dangerous.
I'm off to see a mountain baby.
Enjoy!
-DJ
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