Scientists were licking around space and found out that it tastes like raspberries.
Okay, so they weren't actually using their tongues. They were using a tongue that looked more like an IRAM telescope that could see electromagnet radiation.
Similar to a tongue. Mine, at least.
While they were tasting space, they found an abundance of ethyl formate! I know! Amazing!
Oh, ethyl formate is the chemical that gives raspberries their raspberry flavor. But you probably knew that already.
So if you were to go lick space, it would taste like a raspberry!
Unfortunately, they also found a lot of the deadly chemical propyl cyanide.
So, I guess space tastes like RASPBERRIES OF DOOM!
If you buy some raspberry jam and it says "Manufactured in a facility in space with propyl cyanide," I wouldn't eat it.
But that's just me. I don't like raspberry jam...of doom.
I'm off to lick some space.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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