Tuesday, November 30, 2010

promotional consideration paid for by the letter x

A friend of mine texted me over Thanksgiving and told me to have a nice "X-Giving." How great is that!?

"X" is a cool letter. It's tied in first place by the letter "Z."

I think I like Z because it is in my name. But it also has that cool ZZZZZZZZ sound!

X is cool because...well...it just is! Mostly because it's at the beginning of the X-Men. And X-Force. And many other X-Teams from comic books.

So, X-giving is like a part of the X-Men! Like Wolverine! Except...a turkey...WITH ADAMANTIUM CLAWS! AND BEAK!

I'm a big fan of writing X-mas instead of Christmas. For the same reason. I NEVER thought about doing it with EVERY holiday! Now I am TOTALLY going to do that.

X-ukkah. X-entine's Day. Xthday (for birthday). X of July. X Year's Day. Xster. X-umbus Day.

And so on.

That is how you celebrate a holiday. With mutant powers.

And adamantium claws.

I'm off to mark the spot...on my x-endar!

Enjoy Everything.

-DJ

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