Okay, so I heard somebody say that phrase today. The "it makes my mouth sweat" phrase. And I wasn't sure if it was totally gross or a compliment.
Like, does it mean something is "mouth-watering?" Or is it supposed to be totally gross?
It SOUNDS like the grossest thing possible! And now I feel the urge to say it all the time.
But if it's a compliment, then I'm not sure where to say it.
You: "How do you like my new plaid and striped outfit?"
Me: "It makes my mouth sweat!"
You: "..."
Me: "That's a compliment...right?"
You decide!
Also, I saw three jugs of milk outside my apartment the other day. It was chilly out, so I think they would stay fresh. It's just not something I'm used to seeing when I get home from work.
I don't think the milkman/milkwoman leave the big one-gallon jugs, either. They usually have glass bottles. If they even have milkpeople anymore.
Maybe they only deliver to houses with smokey chimneys. Those are mouth-sweat worthy, right?
You decide!
I'm off to sweat in my mouth...it just sounds so vile, but I don't know!
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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