Are you a ninja? If you are, that's cool. If you are NOT, welllllllllllll then, have we got a deal for you!
There's a guy in New York who will teach you "effective methods of self-protection" including "how to avoid the assault of a sword."
He can teach you how to be a ninja for only $195 a lesson! That's a bargain!
So, if you're looking for something to do this summer. Why not become a ninja?
Or maybe get a gift certificate for a loved one so they can become a ninja? I heard grandma wanted to learn some kenjutsu.
Even if she didn't say that, she was totally thinking it. All grandmas love ninjutsu.
I'm off to practice effective methods of self-protection.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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