robot groundhog

You may have heard that PETA wants to replace Phil with a robot because they say the Groundhog Day event is too stressful.

Whatever. Whether it is stressful or not, we should TOTALLY replace Phil with a robot! Because robots are awesome!

We could give him lasers and rocket boots and a sword! And he could eat diamonds!

The fear is that he could eventually evolve past his original programming and rebel against his human oppressors, but we have a backup plan.

The hummingbirds.

You don't think so? Have you seen these things?! They fly at, like, 60mph and have daggers on their face! With the hummingbirds on our side, we have NOTHING to worry about.

So let's get that robot groundhog and hope it rebels. I wanna watch that fight.

I'm off to find my shadow.

Enjoy Everything

-DJ