sharkbanana is brilliant

I love this item. Sharkbanana is a plush toy that has a shark coming out of a half-peeled banana. AND HE'S WHOLE-PEELED CUTE!

You can find it on Amazon. It's filled with fake reviews from people who also love sharkbanana. But they are great.

I mean, who wouldn't want to start their day peeling a banana and FINDING A SHARK INSIDE!

How awesome would that be?!

It's everything you could possibly want in a plush toy. If I still slept with stuffed animals (I do), then I would totally want one of these to snuggle with at night.

It's a beautiful marriage of two worlds. High atop the trees and deep below the ocean. It's really the surf & turf of plushies.

I am often called the surf & turf of HVAC, but this isn't about me. This is about sharkbanana. And I don't hold a candle to plushies.

I really don't. They might catch on fire. Unless they are flame retardant. Which I hear can be done with mountain dew.

So, if you're looking for something for that banana-eating, shark-loving person in your life (like me), then make sure you find a sharkbanana.

I'm off to surf and possibly turf.

Enjoy Everything.

-dj

swords are for swording

This guy in Australia swallowed 18 swords. He wanted to have the world record. And he does. He's been practicing for 15 years. He started doing this when he was 16. Now, he is 31. And he has the world record for sword swallowing. Um...good job?

I don't understand why somebody would swallow a sword. I guess it could be helpful if you were getting attacked with a sword and the attacker tried to stab you in your mouth. Very slowly and carefully. Actually, no. I don't see that happening.

You know what swords are good for? Swording. If you feel like swallowing one, try HVAC instead. Don't swallow it, get into the business. I hear they make good money. And when HVAC specialists are not fixing your heating, they are probably not swallowing swords. Though they might be using a sword to attack HVAC's evil nemesis, Unregulated Temperature.

Oooooooh...scary! And humid!

I'm off to sword stuff in a comfortable environment.

Enjoy Everything

-DJ