and we just got the flash back

Scientists have just found Earth 2! This is good and bad. As you know, during the Crisis, the Flash lost his life saving the multiverse. And he JUST got back to the land of the living WITHOUT any other Earths to threaten his life!

Oh well...it was nice to see you again Flash. Even if it was short.

The planet is currently called Kepler 22b and is a comfortable 72 degrees Fahrenheit.

Named "Kepler" after the scientist Dr. Kepler who is known for his ability to choose very comfortable vacation spots.

I once found a planet very similar to Earth. Actually, identical to Earth. I call it Earth. Because it is Earth. The planet you are standing on. Nobody else ever actually said they "found" Earth, so I decided to take the credit.

Since I found Earth, I would like to become the CEO of Earth. I don't know what a CEO does or what it stands for, but it now means Chairmen Everything Of. Which, if you were talking to Yoda, would translate into the Chairman Of Everything.

Since that is COE, maybe I'll just change the letters around since Yoda isn't here to translate. And I am the founder, so I can do those things.

I can also swing on vines.

Just one of the many talents bestowed upon the finder of Earths.

OH! And I saw a caterpillar yesterday. That was cool.

I'm off to find Earths 3-52.

Enjoy Everything.

-dj

comic book geeks: be afraid!

Did you see the hand? It's out there! Look up the "cosmic hand" online and you should find pictures of this thing. Scientists "say" it is a pulsar that is shooting off all sorts of energy and the X-rays that are coming from it look like a hand!

You probably know that this happened once before. In comic books. That is why I am afraid! In Crisis on Infinite Earths the Anti-Monitor (the bad guy) kinda stuck his hand through space-time and made sure Krona (a jerk scientist) saw it and started the destruction of the multiverse.

Are you scared yet? Did you see the cosmic hand?! It's the exact same picture! Now, the image is 17,000 light years away, so the destruction of the multiverse started 17,000 years ago and we're just seeing it now! We won't even know it happened because every universe will be combined into one and we'll think it was always like that! In fact, IT MAY HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED!

Do your parents look the same? Not sure? Probably because they're different. Well, still your parents, but different universe parents merged with your universe parents to make one singular universe parents. Make sense?

Oh, and Supergirl and The Flash die. But they both come back to life, so it's not really a big deal.

I just wanted to warn you. Being a comic book geek allows me special access to all sorts of fake information. You could know all this too, but you'd have to give up being a normal, social human being.

That's the sacrifice I make to inform you all of the cosmic hand.

You’re welcome.

I'm going back to my room to read comic books. I'll warn you when Skrulls start invading.

Enjoy!

-DJ