Did you see the hand? It's out there! Look up the "cosmic hand" online and you should find pictures of this thing. Scientists "say" it is a pulsar that is shooting off all sorts of energy and the X-rays that are coming from it look like a hand!
You probably know that this happened once before. In comic books. That is why I am afraid! In Crisis on Infinite Earths the Anti-Monitor (the bad guy) kinda stuck his hand through space-time and made sure Krona (a jerk scientist) saw it and started the destruction of the multiverse.
Are you scared yet? Did you see the cosmic hand?! It's the exact same picture! Now, the image is 17,000 light years away, so the destruction of the multiverse started 17,000 years ago and we're just seeing it now! We won't even know it happened because every universe will be combined into one and we'll think it was always like that! In fact, IT MAY HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED!
Do your parents look the same? Not sure? Probably because they're different. Well, still your parents, but different universe parents merged with your universe parents to make one singular universe parents. Make sense?
Oh, and Supergirl and The Flash die. But they both come back to life, so it's not really a big deal.
I just wanted to warn you. Being a comic book geek allows me special access to all sorts of fake information. You could know all this too, but you'd have to give up being a normal, social human being.
That's the sacrifice I make to inform you all of the cosmic hand.
You’re welcome.
I'm going back to my room to read comic books. I'll warn you when Skrulls start invading.
Enjoy!
-DJ
1 comment:
Jake's new favorite "comic book" is the Spiderman early reader you got him. He loves it. :)
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