Scientists have just found Earth 2! This is good and bad. As you know, during the Crisis, the Flash lost his life saving the multiverse. And he JUST got back to the land of the living WITHOUT any other Earths to threaten his life!
Oh well...it was nice to see you again Flash. Even if it was short.
The planet is currently called Kepler 22b and is a comfortable 72 degrees Fahrenheit.
Named "Kepler" after the scientist Dr. Kepler who is known for his ability to choose very comfortable vacation spots.
I once found a planet very similar to Earth. Actually, identical to Earth. I call it Earth. Because it is Earth. The planet you are standing on. Nobody else ever actually said they "found" Earth, so I decided to take the credit.
Since I found Earth, I would like to become the CEO of Earth. I don't know what a CEO does or what it stands for, but it now means Chairmen Everything Of. Which, if you were talking to Yoda, would translate into the Chairman Of Everything.
Since that is COE, maybe I'll just change the letters around since Yoda isn't here to translate. And I am the founder, so I can do those things.
I can also swing on vines.
Just one of the many talents bestowed upon the finder of Earths.
OH! And I saw a caterpillar yesterday. That was cool.
I'm off to find Earths 3-52.
Enjoy Everything.
-dj
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Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Thursday, May 13, 2010
hole in space
There is a hole in space. And nobody seems too worried about it.
At first, scientists were pretty cool with it. They thought it might be a very dense cloud and infrared light would see through it. No such luck. It's just a hole. In space.
So far the hole doesn't seem to be causing any problems. But, you gotta wonder...what kind of weapon can blow a hole in space?
Not one that I would like to meet! What if giant, alien caterpillars have giant space-penetrating guns?! Shouldn't we be a little worried about that?!
Just because it doesn't seem likely, doesn't mean it isn't true. I hit a nail into a piece of wood once. That's kinda the same thing. Except bigger nails.
Don't believe me? It's true. I even bought a hammer for it. I used to use random blunt objects, but I've gotten so good at building things that I figured I would get a hammer. I'm pretty handy with it.
Fine. Don't believe me. See if I fix your space-hole problem.
I'm off to build a spice rack.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
At first, scientists were pretty cool with it. They thought it might be a very dense cloud and infrared light would see through it. No such luck. It's just a hole. In space.
So far the hole doesn't seem to be causing any problems. But, you gotta wonder...what kind of weapon can blow a hole in space?
Not one that I would like to meet! What if giant, alien caterpillars have giant space-penetrating guns?! Shouldn't we be a little worried about that?!
Just because it doesn't seem likely, doesn't mean it isn't true. I hit a nail into a piece of wood once. That's kinda the same thing. Except bigger nails.
Don't believe me? It's true. I even bought a hammer for it. I used to use random blunt objects, but I've gotten so good at building things that I figured I would get a hammer. I'm pretty handy with it.
Fine. Don't believe me. See if I fix your space-hole problem.
I'm off to build a spice rack.
Enjoy Everything.
-DJ
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