England has a contest where people try to get worms to come out of the ground. They do this by creating vibrations above the dirt so the worms will freak out and come to the top so they don't have to feel little earthquakes. They call it worm charming, but I'm pretty sure it's really worm freaking outing.
I don't know why people do this. But I can't imagine that it's pleasant for the worms.
Worm 1: So Mortimer, how are you liking this vintage 1947 dirt?
Worm 2: Why Sylvia, it's just charming!
Worm 1: I had a feeling you'd like it.
(sudden earthquake)
Worm 2: What's going on!
Worm 1: I don't know! But let's get out of the house!
(they escape!)
Worm 2: Holy segmented body! What are those giant creatures?!
Worm 1: They're aliens destroying our world! Be still my 5 beating hearts!
See? Not so great, is it! How would you like it if a giant worm started beating your house so you had to run out of it?
I believe I've made my point clear. Dirt tastes better when it's older.
I'm off to charm a worm...wait...that's not supposed to sound like that.
Enjoy!
-DJ
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